Cruisin' Jokes

He's kinda cruisin' and he looks out the window and sees a chicken running next to him. He also see the chicken has 3 legs. He checks his speedometer and he 's doing 45. So he accelerates and he's doing 60 now. Sure enough the chicken is running right next to him.

He sees the only farm house... read more

So there is a guy cruisin' down the highway in his truck. In the bed of his truck he has about 20 penguins.

A state trooper sees him and is in utter shock. Never seen anything like it before.
So the trooper flashes his lights and pulls the guy over.

Trooper: "Buddy, what the fuck... read more