Man: “Judge, 60% of my parking tickets are bogus!”
Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: Fine. 3/5 of my tickets are bogus!
Quick, Short, Funny Court Appearance
Jerry Bartle was arrested and put on trial for robbing a local shop at gunpoint. In his wisdom he decided that he would represent himself in court. He appeared to be doing reasonably well until the shop's owner took the stand to give his evidence.
She had identified him immediately as the rob...
I had the court appearance for my encounter with the grammar police today...
The judge gave me a run on sentence!
The DJ played the Cha Cha Slide, so I did the Cha Cha Slide,
The DJ played Macarena, so I did the Macarena,
The DJ played Come On Eileen, and now I have an upcoming court appearance.
A woman is arrested for killing her guitar player husband
She is accused of bashing her husband's head in with his guitars because he never paid any attention to her.
In her first court appearance, the judge looks at the woman and asks: “First offender?"
The woman replies: “No. First it was a Gretsch, followed by a Gibson, and then a Fender."
Old lady thief....
An 80 year old women was caught shoplifting a can of peaches.
During her court appearance the judge asked the lady "So tell me why did you steal the peaches?" to which the old lady replied, "Your honor I was very hungry because my husband and I have no money to eat".
The judge then ask...
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Dog called sex
Usually, anyone who owns a dog calls him Rover or Spotor some such name. I called mine Sex and it got me into constant trouble.
One day when he was young, I took Sex for a walk and he slipped out of his collar and ran away. I spent hours looking for him. A policeman came along and asked m...
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