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Whats cooler than OnlyFans?

Only Air Conditioners

What is cooler than being cool?

Being 0K

What's cooler than a talking dog?

A spelling bee.

I think there is nothing cooler than being a lone wolf.

except for at wolf picnics, when you don't have a partner for the wolf wheelbarrow races.

brophilosphy

If I am hotter than my bro, does that make him cooler than me .

What did the ice cube say to the glass of water?

Iā€™m cooler than you

Why are cats afraid of cucumbers?

They dont like anything cooler than they are.

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Two old ladies are walking down the street. It's hot, they're sweaty.

The first old lady says, "If you take your panties off, you'll cool down faster."
The second old lady says, "Bullshit."

They keep walking down the road. It's still hot, they're sweaty.
They see a third old lady sitting on her front porch. She's got a dress on, legs spread open, and she'...

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A Les Mis Joke (from r/Lesmiserables Joke by u/shepy66

Ok, so there were these two guys at a high school, a really weird, lame, goth kid from France, and a really popular rich kid named John. Nobody actually new the French kid's name, but he was strange enough for people to make up their own. Creep, Emo, Lame-ass, Weirdo, and plenty of other (and much w...

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