What's the first thing a fish thinks of when it swims into a concrete wall?
Dam
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and he says...
Dam
A driver loses control of her car, sliding towards a concrete wall...
At the last moment, the companion on the front seat pulls the handbrake. The car turns around and stops inches from the wall.
The pale passengers from the backseats start to cheer their savior.
-Ah, no, honestly, you don't need to thank me. I'm not a driver! I'm a fighter-jet pilot, an...
Best jokes with one word punchlines!
Preferably short jokes. e.g. Two fish are swimming in a lake and one runs into a concrete wall. It turns to the other and says, "Dam."
A Ukrainian man and a Russian man are out fishing when suddenly the Russian reels in a golden fish.
The fish looks at the men and says "Congratulations! You have caught me and know I shall grant you both three wishes."
The fish turns to the Russian man and says "Since you are the one who reeled me in, you get to go first."
"Alright," says the Russian, "I wish that all of the foreigne...
An old Joke that used to make my friends laugh.
Disclaimer: I am using nationalities, but I mean no offense or disrespect.
3 men die and are sent to hell. American, Bhuddist monk and a russian. They meet the devil. The sevil says:
"I will allow you to leave and go to heaven, if you can endure 3 lashes from my whip without screaming...
A hot blonde girl walks up to a guy at the bar . . .
she says "Hey there gorgeous what are you drinking?"
He said"This? This is magic beer"
What do you mean magic beer?
Have a look at this - he takes a large gulp, walks up to a concrete wall and punches a hole in it
That's amazing said the girl, what else can it do? ...
My 11 year old cousin just told me this knee-slapper
What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?
"Damn"
Top 10 worst jokes!
The 20 Worst Jokes Ever!
1.Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2.A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."
3.Two peanuts walk into a ba...
A father is waiting for his newborn child outside a hospital
A doctor comes out holding the child by the leg, and walks over to the man. The father asks: "Is it a girl or a boy?". But the doctor smashes the baby on the concrete wall, and the father faints. The father wakes up on a hospital bed in a room, and the doctor is staring at him with a grin. The docto...
A man is walking by a mental asylum...
...when he hears the patients inside shouting 'FOURTEEN! FOURTEEN! FOURTEEN!'. The asylum yard has a 9 foot tall concrete wall, so he can't see inside, but he notices a small hole in the wall, about waist high. Curious, he approaches the hole and looks through it. A stick suddenly pops out of the ho...
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There's a bat competition...
All the bats are in a tree, there's also an elder bat judging it. The quest: all participants must take as much blood as possible in the farm. Then, the first bat go in. Everyone wait for him, and after 2 minutes he arrives, and pour 5ml of blood in a cup. And then, the judge asks:
- Nice jo...
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