When I refused to buy her concert tickets for the weekend, my 15 year old daughter broke down and threatened to cry a river.
I told her to go ahead, but remember that she's so self absorbed the tears won't even make it to her cheeks.
Did you guys hear about the concert tickets that cost 45 cents?
50 cent with Nickelback
Did you hear the one about Make-A-Wish foundation giving concert tickets to the little deaf boy?
Neither did he.
A man parks his car on the street and goes into a shop....
...When he comes out, the car is not where he left it and apparently was stolen. So he calls the police and hopelessly goes back home. Two days later, he finds his car at his front door, with a note left in:
“I am very sorry but I had to borrow your car, because my wife was in labor and about...
ISIS has issued a travel warning to terrorists
The terrorist group has urged supporters to avoid “the land of the epidemic”.
Meanwhile in Britain, Ariana Grande concert tickets are selling out a lot faster.
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I made it into the National Pun Championship last year...
I was selected from a radio contest when I called in and submitted a pun to win concert tickets. A week later after the concert they called the other winners and I back to compete for the Maryland Pun Playoffs. There were five of us in all, and I came out on top as the state's winner. I was pumped!<...
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