A Computer Science student at MIT showed up at his buddies dorm room with a new bike. His buddy said “sweet bike, where’d ya get it?”
“You’ll never believe this,” he said, “I was walking across campus and this beautiful blonde on a bike stopped, threw down her bike, tore off all her clothes and said _take whatever you want!_”
His buddy stared at him blankly for a minute, then said “smart. Her clothes would have never fit yo...
A computer science student...
...was writing a note to his crush before lecture. The student next to him grabbed the note. The first student tried to grab it back. “You can’t see that, it’s private!” The second student protested, “But we’re in the same class”
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?”'...
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?”'
The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, ‘You c...
A young computer science student is on the phone with his father...
His father says: "so how have your classes been going?"
The son replies: "not bad. I did really well on my test on hexadecimal today! It was only worth fifteen points, but I'm still happy about it."
"Oh yeah? What grade did you get?"
"An F!"
What's the difference between a computer science student and a brick?
The brick gets laid
A mugger jumps out in front of a university student...
...and shouts "your money or your life!"
The student keeps walking, and says "Sorry mate, I'm a Computer Science student. I don't have either".
Something about college has been bothering me
Engineering students are allowed to call themselves engineers, and someone like a computer science student has no trouble using it as a title, but fine art students can't call themselves baristas.
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