"How about we ask this communist officer here? For he is in the right always."
"Officer Rudolf, is it raining or snowing?"
"Definitely raining, comrades." Offic...
What type of fabric does communist Russia use?
Lenin.
You know what they used for light in Communist Russia before candles?
Electricity
Communist Russia wins the space race
Teacher: Ivan, tell us, who was the first country to land people on the Moon? Ivan: It was our mother Russia, Comrade! Teacher: Very good, Ivan! And what did the first Russian cosmonauts find on the Moon? Ivan: The American flag, Comrade!
You have to pay the full cost of a car upfront in Russia...
And even still you had to wait ten years for them to build the car.
A man wanted to buy a car for his family in communist Russia. But he had to pay the full cost upfront. He worked and he worked and eventually he finally earned all the money necessary.
He put all the money he had saved...
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