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Coming Up With Jokes

Netflix is coming up with a new series about Abraham Lincoln.

The finale…will be shot before a live audience.

Coming up with a good Reddit post is usually pretty hard.

But today it’s a piece of cake!

When Canada was first founded, its leaders were having trouble coming up with a name.

Unable to come up with any ideas, they decided the best course of action would be to draw random letters out of a hat.

One man pulled out a letter, cleared his throat, and read,

"C, eh."

The letter was written down. The man pulled out another letter and read,

"N, eh."
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The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit blitzed, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape...

Can we come up with a brand new, never ending joke.

So let’s say one person initiates the joke by coming up with a line, the next person either continues the set up or has a punchline but the punchline must also be able to set up the next persons line, etc etc etc, can it be done? Will it be consistently funny? I think I’ve made sense but I’m not gre...

Coming up with a punchline is a real pain in my derrière

Pardon my French

I'm having a really tough time coming up with new phrases to put onto custom cutting boards...

I guess I have writer's block.

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I was tasked with coming up with a clever puberty pun

But I guess I really dropped the balls on that one

My girlfriend and I were coming up with baby boy names and we came across the name Saul.

I asked if he turned out to be a good person would his name change to Paul?

I tried coming up with a joke about mean people.

But they were all just average

Coming up with a good joke is a lot like baking a cake.

I can't do either.

Im really good at coming up with jokes about planes.

They always seem to take off.

As a 39 old guy, I felt proud for coming up with this joke. (My 8-yr old ugggghhhhh'ed at it)

Q: Why did fifteen (15) started running away?

A: Coz he heard "thirteen fa(u)rtin.."

^(PS: You have to say it) *^(just)* ^(right)

When I was younger, I thought I was clever by coming up with a joke: What is a British person's favourite cereal?

Cheerios!

I told this to joke to a British person.

They were a little tea'd off.

My 6 year old is coming up with dad jokes: What do you call Optimus Prime if he gets a tick?

Optimis-tick

I was bragging to my friends about how I had a date coming up with this hot girl...

My friends laughed and made fun of me, saying that she probably doesn't even exist.

But the joke's on them, because they don't exist either!

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My friend has a job coming up with bathroom humor

He just writes a lot of shitty puns.

I heard that they're coming up with a new Tron movie which deals with particle physics...

Its called new-Tron.

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