I'm having a really tough time coming up with new phrases to put onto custom cutting boards...

I guess I have writer's block.

Coming up with a repost to farm karma?

Piece of cake!

As a 39 old guy, I felt proud for coming up with this joke. (My 8-yr old ugggghhhhh'ed at it)

Q: Why did fifteen (15) started running away?

A: Coz he heard "thirteen fa(u)rtin.."

^(PS: You have to say it) *^(just)* ^(right)

Coming up with a good Reddit post is usually pretty hard.

But today it’s a piece of cake!

My little nephew wanted to share a joke he was very proud of coming up with: Why did the hotdog get grounded?

It was being a brat!

When I was younger, I thought I was clever by coming up with a joke: What is a British person's favourite cereal?

Cheerios!

I told this to joke to a British person.

They were a little tea'd off.

My girlfriend and I were coming up with baby boy names and we came across the name Saul.

I asked if he turned out to be a good person would his name change to Paul?

My 6 year old is coming up with dad jokes: What do you call Optimus Prime if he gets a tick?

Optimis-tick

Can we come up with a brand new, never ending joke.

So let’s say one person initiates the joke by coming up with a line, the next person either continues the set up or has a punchline but the punchline must also be able to set up the next persons line, etc etc etc, can it be done? Will it be consistently funny? I think I’ve made sense but I’m not gre...

Coming up with a punchline is a real pain in my derrière

Pardon my French

When Canada was first founded, its leaders were having trouble coming up with a name.

Unable to come up with any ideas, they decided the best course of action would be to draw random letters out of a hat.

One man pulled out a letter, cleared his throat, and read,

"C, eh."

The letter was written down. The man pulled out another letter and read,

"N, eh."
...

I was bragging to my friends about how I had a date coming up with this hot girl...

My friends laughed and made fun of me, saying that she probably doesn't even exist.

But the joke's on them, because they don't exist either!

Coming up with a good joke is a lot like baking a cake.

I can't do either.

Ive been coming up with unemployment jokes

But they could use some work

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I was tasked with coming up with a clever puberty pun

But I guess I really dropped the balls on that one

I tried coming up with a joke about mean people.

But they were all just average

Im really good at coming up with jokes about planes.

They always seem to take off.

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My friend has a job coming up with bathroom humor

He just writes a lot of shitty puns.

I heard that they're coming up with a new Tron movie which deals with particle physics...

Its called new-Tron.

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