Apparently cough syrup wasn't what she was after...
I remember when I was a kid, I could go to the store with $1 and come home with 3 bags of chips, 2 candy bars, 6 packs of now or laters, and an ice cold drink.
Nowadays, they got cameras everywhere.
My thermos flask keeps my hot drinks hot, cold drinks cold
But how does it know?
During a hot summer, a man goes through a McDonald's drive through and orders several cold drinks...
He repeats this process several times a day for a few days. After the 4th day, a McDonald's manager decides to investigate why this man is buying so many drinks. He asks the man "why do you keep buying so many drinks when you could just go to a grocery store and get them cheaper?"
The man...
An army general needs some change
An Army general is standing before a vending machine on base, finding himself short on cash for a cold drink. He sees a nearby soldier and asks him, "Do you have any spare change?" The soldier replies, "Sure thing, man, I got a couple of quarters," and digs into his pocket.
The general narrow...
A Thirsty Man
A very thirsty man goes into a bar.
As he waits to get the bartender's attention, a regular sitting next to him calls out, "I'll have another waterloo."
The bartender gives the regular a tall ice cold drink and asks the newcomer what he would like. The thirsty man points to...
An engineer dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter looks and looks but cannot find his name in the book, so tells him he must go to the other place. When he arrives Lucifer is giving him the grand tour. The engineer tells him that all this heat will not do and he knows how to fix it. First he builds an icemaker so they can have cold dri...
The guy with spoons up his nostrils
A man goes into a hotel, orders for a cold drink with a straw to sip it, and sits there with the handle of the tablespoons up both his nostrils. People find it weird, but he does it, every day.
It's about a month, and no one knows why he is doing what he does. Finally, the waiters decide that...
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Unshakable Fact # 3
Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - Fucking PRICELESS.
Yesterday I Found A Very Hot Girl
And I recommended her to drink some cold drinks or get a shower.
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