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Cold Coffee Jokes

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

A man accomplishes his life-long dream of becoming a stand-up comedian

However, he does not find any success in the field. His jokes are poor and quite predictable. So, after a couple of weak performances, he quits comedy. Frustrated, he punches at a punching bag, and finds it weirdly satisfying. So, he decides to take up a career in professional boxing as a means to f...

Topical Jokes for 10/21

(for best results, read in the voice of your favorite late night host)

NASA scientists are preparing for a mission to Mars by spending eight months in Hawaii. After eight months in Hawaii, the scientists will then go on a well-earned vacation.

...the Hawaii mission will help astronauts...

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My life story

When i was young, i had big dreams. I lived in a small town out of southern Virginia. I helped my dad with the farm while my mom and sisters made food and washed the clothes. At the end of the day I just wanted to be out in the world. When i turned 18 i finally was able to do that. I was accepted in...

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