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Coke Can Jokes

Where are those little 8oz Coke cans manufactured?

*Minisoda*

The saddest activity in my life is crushing my Coke cans.

Its soda pressing.



(tch tch, that was lame)

What did the Coke can say when we got crushed?

I'm soda pressed.

A friend just grabbed my coke can and destroyed it.

That's soda pressing.

Just saw a coke can get crushed in front of his family

Soda pressing....

Did you hear about the ex body builder who can no longer crush a coke can?

It's just soda pressing

In the past I could get into a store with a penny and came out with 2 coke cans, 1 bag of chips and some mints, but not anymore...

...the store put cameras today.

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A Soda Called Sup

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