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Cocoa Puff Jokes

TIL the creator of Corn Pops also invented Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes, Froot Loops, and Apple Jacks

His tombstone just says "cereal entrepreneur"

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A 7 year old and a 4 year old are in their bedroom

"You know what?" Says the 7 year old, "I think it's time we start swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first, and then you."

"Okay." Says the 4 year old.

Mom asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.

He replies, "I'll have the Cocoa Puffs, bitch....

Cerealsly amazing joke

Once upon a time, there was a Cheerio who wanted something to do with his life, because it sucked. He decided he wanted to marry someone. So, one day, he went to the town square and saw a beautiful Fruit Loop. He went up to her and tried to ask her out on a date, but before he could get any words ou...

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Two boys parents are throwing a party... [long]

and since it's all adults and they're only children nobody will pay attention to them. The two start talking,

"This is Boooorrringgg, I wanna go up to my room," says the older brother.

"Mom and Dad say we have to stay down here to help entertain the guests, this bites," replies the you...

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