What do Zoologists and Chess players both get excited over?
Mating patterns
Why do chess players search for love in Central Europe?
They prefer Czech mates
How do chess players stay in shape?
They lift rooks.
I met some chess players in the hotel lobby bragging about how good they were
It was chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Why do dyslexic chess players have such fresh breath?
Because they're so good at finding Tic Tacs.
How do Australian chess players send their food back?
"It's stale, mate."
A bunch of chess players are in a hotel lobby discussing their recent victories.
The manager comes up to them and says, “Sorry gentlemen, I’m going to have to ask you all to leave immediately!”
“Leave? Why?” They asked.
The manager responded “If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s chess nuts boasting in an open foyer”
Australian Grandmaster wins big chess tournament, "so would you like the prize money as cash or..?" "check, mate"
Hey so I won a college chess tournament and are about to go into an Instagram live video with a talkative person(the host,lady) and the college chess coach "Dan" (friend of mine,older) . So what are some jokes I can do?
I'm thinking of..
Host:"so you've played a lot of chess huh?" ...
A businessman is spending Christmas in a hotel for a meeting.
As it happens, the city he’s visiting is host to the world’s largest chess tournament, and most of the competitors are staying in the same hotel.
The businessman doesn’t really interact with the chess players during his stay, since his meeting is on another floor. But one morning he comes do...
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