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Donโ€™t buy Ukrainian boxer shorts...

...Chernobyl fallout.





(*has to be read in a British accent*)

Don't buy Ukrainian underpants

Chernobyl fallout

Why do you need to keep your flies zipped up in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

If you are a man, don't visit nuclear disaster zones.

Because chernobyl fallout.

Why do you always close your zipper when visiting Ukraine?

Cause Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you never wear Ukranian underwear?

Chernobyl Fallout.





An elderly friend told me this joke, just thought I'd traumatise people with it too.

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

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