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Charme Jokes

My girlfriend got so mad at me for singing "Semi Charmed Life" all the time...

She said, I want something else...

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

Paddy was sitting in his local pub when a fine looking Italian woman walks in.

He offered her a drink and over the course of the night he charmed her with funny Irish stories and songs. She’d never had a night like it before and decided to invite him back to her room.

They had a passionate affair all that summer.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant....

My seatmate on a flight was a woman.

Ever the charmer, I asked, “Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men?”

“Yes,” she said, “but I wasn’t willing to pay.”

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