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My girlfriend got so mad at me for singing "Semi Charmed Life" all the time...

She said, I want something else...

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

My seatmate on a flight was a woman.

Ever the charmer, I asked, “Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men?”

“Yes,” she said, “but I wasn’t willing to pay.”
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