I lost my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD instead

It cuts like a knife

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A man walks into an exotic car dealership and sees a brand new Lamborghini Aventador for only 1000 dollars

The man walks to the salesman and asks him "hey am I reading that correctly? Only one thousand dollars? Don't those usually go for 200 grand whereabouts? What's the catch?"

The car salesman replies, "Not really. Only 14 miles on the odometer, got the twin turbo V12, but due to a defect with t...

I smashed a CD in half...

Bits flew everywhere.

When my mate turned 40, I sent him a CD in the mail...

When my mate turned 40, I sent him a CD in the mail: UB40

A month later, on my 40th, I received a CD in the mail from him: U2

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When God created woman he gave her not 2 breasts but 3...

When the middle one got in the way God performed surgery,
The woman stood before God with the middle breast in hand,
Said "what do we do with the useless boob?"
And God created man.


I dont take credit. I heard it on a burned CD i found recently. Dont know the authors.

666 is the Number of the Beast

This from Todd Lewis, who has a great sense of humor.

We all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast.

But did you know that:

* $666.95 - Retail price of the Beast
* $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
* $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all...

I've just burned the Koran...

...to CD if anyone wants a copy.

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