Got this from a joke book my niece got for Christmas. Most of them were groaners but this one actually made me laugh!
The difference between cats and dogs when you die
When you die, your dog will mourn you until the day he dies.
When you die, your cat will be playing with the toe tag while they're taking your body out the door.
BBC study finds Covid common in pet cats and dogs, but not ants.
Because ants have antibodies.
Ill see myself out.
The weather is so bad today, it's raining cats and dogs
Maybe a PetSmart blimp wasn't such a good idea after all
A girl runs under a church awning to escape the rain.
A priest at the door greets her. "Are you all right, my dear?"
"Oh yes, I'm fine!" she exclaims. "It's just absolutely pouring rain!"
Suddenly, the sky opens up, and water begins to cascade down as if pouring from an enormous faucet.
"Oh my!" she exclaims. "It's coming down in ...
I visited a small village where they had a cat for a king and a dog for a queen...
...they were reigning cats and dogs.
A man got home from his walk and his wife said:”Thank god you got home safe it’s raining cats and dogs!!!”
The man:”It’s not raining that bad I didn’t even step in any poodles”
I haven't seen my wife in 2 days
I came home from work the other day and said, "It's raining cats and dogs out there!"
My wife asked, "Why do you say that?"
I said, "Because I just stepped into a poodle."
The swelling in my eyes has gone down enough that I think I'll be able to see her tonight.
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