Siamese cats are a great choice for a cat lover on a budget.
You get two for the price of one.
What do you call some extra body weight on a crazy cat lover?
A little cusheen for the Pusheen.
My Favorite Joke (Sorry Cat Lovers)
How do you make a cat go Woof?
Soak it in gasoline and throw it in a fire place!
A man was arrested for stealing cat hairs to make whoopee cushions.
This was a criminal offense in Florida. He was brought before a judge who was a notorious cat lover. The jury consisted of only elderly spinsters. The man's lawyer requested for a different judge and jury, but his request was rejected. The court found the man "extremely guilty and a possible dog lov...
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A fly dropped six inches...
A fly is flying lazily over a river. The fly drops down 6 inches closer to the water. A fish in the river sees the fly and thinks to himself, “hey that fly just dropped 6 inches, I bet it's now close enough to where I can jump up and eat it!”
There's a bear on the bank of the river, the ...
Cat ownership is like the economy
50% of cats are owned by the top 1% of cat lovers
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