Siamese cats are a great choice for a cat lover on a budget.
You get two for the price of one.
What do you call some extra body weight on a crazy cat lover?
A little cusheen for the Pusheen.
My Favorite Joke (Sorry Cat Lovers)
How do you make a cat go Woof?
Soak it in gasoline and throw it in a fire place!
A man was arrested for stealing cat hairs to make whoopee cushions.
This was a criminal offense in Florida. He was brought before a judge who was a notorious cat lover. The jury consisted of only elderly spinsters. The man's lawyer requested for a different judge and jury, but his request was rejected. The court found the man "extremely guilty and a possible dog lov...
Cat ownership is like the economy
50% of cats are owned by the top 1% of cat lovers
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