I know I know. Dad joke but I'm desperate for some love since it's my birthday.
How does a cat like its steak cooked?
Medium RAWR!
I found it strange that my cat liked Carmina Burana
Then I heard that the most popular tune from it is O fortuna
(In case I am “not funny”, it’s a pun on Oh for Tuna). Geddit?
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How my Husband and I Terrified a Taxi Driver
My husband and I were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre.
Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and the answering machine, then put the cat in the backyard. When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat ...
An old woman was sitting next to her fire one day when suddenly a spark jumped out and turned into a fairy.
The fairy told the old woman she could have three wishes.
The old woman thinks for a while and then asks for the following:
1) she wants 10 million dollars
2) she wants to be 18 years old again
3) she wants her faithful tomcat, Tiger, to be turned into a healthy 19 year o...
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