A police officer sees a car speeding and pulls the man over.
When he gets to the window, he sees the driver has 5 penguins in his backseat. He asks the man why he has penguins in his car. The man replies, "These are my penguins, and they belong to me. The office says, "You need to take them back to the zoo immediately."
The next day, the officer sees t...
Once, there was a snake named Nathan...
All of his friends, however, called him Nate. One day, Nate was slithering along the middle of the road, when he came across a large lever, placed directly in the middle of the road. On this large lever, someone had placed a sign that read, “Do Not Pull Lever: THE WORLD WILL END!!!” As Nate...
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