These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for stupid questions!)
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Trump and Obama meets during inauguration.
Trump asks: Barack, your approval ratings are pretty high. I love ratings bigly. Can you give me some tips?
Obama: The key is having a strong administration. I make sure that my administration not only works hard but is also composed of smart people.
Trump: What do you mean?
Oba...
Oldy repurposed
Trump was feeling the pressure of the office and stood before the protraits of our greatest leaders. Looking at Washington, the Donald said: "George, you were the first. Can you give me some advise?" A ghostly voice replied "Tell the truth" Trump knew that wouldn't work, so next went ...
A bloke goes into the job centre in Newcastle and sees a card advertising for a gynaecologist’s assistant; intrigued, he goes in to find out more…
‘Can you give me some more details about this?’ he says to the guy behind the desk.
The job centre guy sorts through his files and replies, ‘Ah yes, I've had quite a few enquiries about this one; the job involves you getting patients ready for the gynaecologist – you have to help them out of ...
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