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I asked my dad if I could borrow 50 dollars to buy stuff for Hanukkah...

He said "40 dollars? What do you need $30 dollars for?"

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If you buy stuff on line.

check out the seller carefully.
A friend has just spent $95, plus postage. on a penis enlarger.
Bastards sent him a magnifying glass.
The only instructions said, "Do not use in sunlight. •

Money's a bit tight, so my wife said i'd have to stop buying beer...

...then she buys $80 worth of makeup. I ask her why she can buy stuff like that but i can't.

She says the makeup is so she'll look attractive for me. I answered well that's what the beer is for.

I don't think she's coming back this time...

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