Babe, you're like a star that burns brighter than 1000 suns.
Because your period is about a week long.
How many Westboro Baptists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
30. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and 29 to protest it for being brighter than they are.
Just a regular day in the Pope's life
This beautiful morning, the Pope woke early, excited for today's ceremony. It was a special day, and the Vatican will probably be even more crowded than usual. Standing there on the balcony and speaking to such a great audience is the purest joy of the Pope, second only to his closeness to God. <...
The Night the Eiffel Tower’s Lights Went Out
One fateful night, the lights on the Eiffel Tower went out. It was, of course, a national tragedy for all of France and quite a problem, not the least of which being the fact that airplanes could very easily fly right into the thing.
The French government called every last engineer or electr...
A quarterback from a local football team is jogging through his neighborhood...
As he’s running he’s talking himself up like “yeah, you’re the best” “you’re gonna throw that ball so hard bro”
as he’s jogging he begins to hear screaming down the street and sees an area that seems brighter than the rest. He wraps around the corner to see what’s happening.
As he ar...
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The incredible trainer
It was a busy day at the bar. A lot of costumers were enjoying their breakfast. Until the door slammed open. A shady trench coat with an almost as shady wearer appeared in the doorframe, a big bulge in both pockets. He approached the counter, as silent as the entire bar, exchanging glares with ...
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