A boy wants to ask a girl to prom, and he really likes her so he goes all out...
He goes to the florist to buy some flowers, but the line is out the door. He thinks, "that's okay, she's worth it," and waits an hour in the flower line.
Next he goes to the candy store to get some really nice chocolates and again, the line is absurdly long. Again he thinks, "that's okay, I'...
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A boy and girl are playing outside.
The little boy has his football and the girl asks to play. He says "You can't because you're a girl."
The little girl runs home crying for her mommy. The next day the girl has a football and tells the boy her mommy said she could play football if she wants to.
This infuriates the li...
How do you mix boy and girl chromosomes?
Pull down their genes.
Boy and girl at the library
A boy asked a girl in a library, "Do you mind if I sit beside you"? The girl Answered with a loud angry voice; "I don't want to spend the night with you!! All the pple in the library started staring at the boy and he was embarrassed. After minutes the girl walked quietly to the guy's tabl...
Boy and girl in class asked the teacher a question.
"Can kids of our age have kids?"
Teacher replied " NO Never!!"
Boy said to girl :
"See I told you not to worry!!!!"
A boy and girl are playing in a swimming pool...
The boy says to the girl... I’m going to duck you! The girl laughs and says... don’t be silly you can’t even say it properly
A teacher is discussing with a boy and girl about Christian faith
The teacher asks them, “Now, where do good people go to when they die?” The boy pokes the girl with a pencil and she pops up and yells, “For heavens sake!” The teacher tells her that she is right. The teacher then asks, “So, what religious figure is known to be the son of god?” The boy pokes the ...
This boy and girl went to a party dressed as calf meat.
I felt like a bit of a third veal.
A little boy and girl are playing together in a bathtub...
The girl asks: "Can I touch your wiener?"
The boy replies: "NO WAY, you've already ripped yours off!"
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