So settlers are traveling across the west in a wagon train, and they stop for the night. They circle the wagons, and two guys take up sentry duty as the other settlers sleep.
From the darkness they hear a sound off in the distance.
^(BOOM boom boom boom... BOOM boom boom boom.)
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an elephant is walking through the jungle when he realizes he's stuck in quicksand and sinking
He reaches out with his trunk and grabs a branch. He attempts to haul himself in but the branch brakes and he begins sinking even quicker. The elephant begins yelling for help and a Mouse runs up "What's wrong Mr elephant?" said the mouse " I am stuck in quicksand and sinking to my Doom.pleas...
Gary Glitter; Rolf Harris and Jimmy Savile walk into a Irish bar and the bar man says: not yewtree again”.
Boom boom.
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