They’re too stubborn to pay the monthly subscription fee!
When a BMW owner learns to drive...
What kind of car do they switch to?
Beware of BMW owners during the zombie apocalypse.
They’ll never tell you when they’re turning.
BMW Recall
In an unprecedent move and after many complaints from non BMW owners, BMW has recalled their entire fleet of vehicles to assess the electrical fault that prevents indicators from flashing...
When future autonomous cars are connected on a network and speak to eachother, they won't need turn signals anymore.
... So BMW owners will have to figure out some other safety system to just not use.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A old man with a old pickup crashed into a BMW
The BMW owner said "what the fuck! Are you blind?" And the old man said "relax man!"
" How do you think that I can be relaxed, you just crashed my car! "
" Look, I produce a delicious craft beer at my house, take a bottle and chill"
He drinks the bottle and likes it, so he asks ...
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