The world's greatest blues musician and the world's greatest jazz musician are having dinner together. Who pays the tip?

Nobody. They don't charge at the soup kitchen.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands.

A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

When I told my parents I wanted to be a blues musician

they I decided it was time to have "the sax talk"

Why do so many blues musicians come from Korea?

Theres a lot of Seoul

What did the dead blues musician sing?

"Didn't wake up this morning..."

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