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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands.

A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

The world's greatest blues musician and the world's greatest jazz musician are having dinner together. Who pays the tip?

Nobody. They don't charge at the soup kitchen.

When I told my parents I wanted to be a blues musician

they I decided it was time to have "the sax talk"

Why do so many blues musicians come from Korea?

Theres a lot of Seoul

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