An old man suddenly arrived in Hell in a burst of flames, looking lost and confused The Devil looked at his paperwork, and frowned. He was unable to find this old man’s data file.
“This can’t be right,” the old man grumbled, looking at the Devil, “I’ve been a good man all my life.” ...
NASA was experimenting with animals in space.
Monkeys were an obvious choice, but they had no patience. Mice chewed all the cables, dogs were too stupid and chickens were always scared. It seemed the only animal that could cope with the intense stress of space travel was a chilled out alley cat.
After a few months of testing and training...
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The family cow
A poor family had a cow. When the time came they were going to sell it and have money to prosper with. It was going to be worth a lot. But until then they replied on the milk.
One day the farmer woke up and seen the cow was mutilated. Blood and guts everywhere. He freaked out knowing that thi...
A battalion of Russian soldiers crosses Finnish border
Winter, 1939. A battalion of Russian soldiers crosses Finnish border. As they are marching, someone shouts from behind a forested hill:
"One Finnish soldier is better than ten Russians!"
The battalion commander hears this, mutters "we'll see about that", handpicks ten of his finest so...
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