A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said: "Close your curtains the next time you and your wife are intimate. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
To which the blonde man replied: "Well the joke's on "ALL OF YOU" because I wasn't even at home yesterday !
There was a blonde man who broke his leg while playing golf.
He fell off the ball washer.
A blonde man and his wife.
A blonde man and his pregnant wife are at home when she begins having contractions. He calls the doctor and shouts frantically "MY WIFE IS HAVING CONTRACTIONS AND THEY ARE TWO MINUTES APART!"
The doctor replies "is this her first child?"
The blonde man replies "NO THIS IS HER HUSBAND!...
There's a blonde man, a Mexican man, and an Italian man sitting on a construction site eating lunch and...
The Mexican man opens his lunch and exclaims, "Bean burritos again?! I swear if I get bean burritos one more time I am going to jump and kill myself!" Then the Italian man opens his lunch and says, "Seriously?! Spaghetti and meatballs again?! If I get this one more time in my lunch I am going to jum...
A blonde man is driving down the road when he sees another blonde guy sitting in a rowboat in the middle of a field. He pulls over and yells "its guys like you that give us blondes a bad rap!
And you're lucky I can't swim or I'd come out there and kick your ass!"
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