Guy comes home from work, finds his blonde haired wife sitting at the kitchen table.
Shes looking at the table, and concentrating super hard. She is visibly frustrated.
Husband asks "What's wrong honey?"
She replies, "I've been working on this puzzle all day. Its supposed to be a tiger, I can't get any of these puzzle pieces to match."
Husband sighs, "Honey... P...
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My friend was dating two blonde haired, blue eyed twins from Sweden, but he couldn’t tell the difference between them.
He finally worked out that Anna has a little freckle on her right butt cheek, and Bjorn has a moustache.
What do you call a blue eyed, blonde haired person who doesn't eat meat?
A vegetaryan
What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?
Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.
What did the blonde haired, blue eyed soldier become when he left the army?
A veteran aryan.
Three men work on top of a building.
They are taking their lunch break when the brown haired man says, “Chicken salad again! If I get chicken salad again I’m going to jump.”
Next the red haired man says, “Tuna fish again! If I get tuna fish again I’m going to jump.”
The third blonde haired man says, “PBJ again! If I get P...
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