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Black Women Jokes

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Three Black Women are in an Airport

Three black women are in an airport, discussing back and forth about their flight from Newark to London, and the difficulties therein. Finally, they come around to what happens if the plane crashes.

The first woman says "If we go down, I'ma make sure I'm wearing hot pink panties."

The ...

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How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

Those that know me best say that I have the soul of an old black women....

......Well, I'm not giving it back.

Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

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Two drunk male friends were walking in Alaska

They stopped a man and asked him:
- do you have white women here in Alaska
- yes we do
- do you have black women here in Alaska
- few of them but yes
- do you have women whom skin is mix of black and white here in Alaska
- how is that even possible
- one of them to his frie...

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John really loves black women, but can never seem to date one. He seeks help from his friends.

He meets up with them: "Guys, I am 27 years old. Soon I'll settle down with a nice girl and build a family. But whatever happens, I really want to date a black girl. I fear that when I'll get married, I won't ever be able to fulfill this desire of mine."


Robert, his stoner friend, suggest...

I hate meeting girls dads

That's why I date black women.

If my man were a soda...

Three married black women are talking about their love lives with their husbands. They decide to assign each of their men a soda that represents them. The first lady says, "I'd call my man seven-up. 'Cause he's got seven inches and they're always up, up, up."
The second says, "I'd call my man Mo...

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