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"A bill collector knocked on the door of a country debtor ...

"A bill collector knocked on the door of a country debtor and asked the woman who answered the door, "Is Fred home?"
"Sorry, Fred's gone for cotton."
The next day the bill collector tried again. "Is Fred here today?"
"No, sir. I'm afraid he has gone for cotton."
When he returned the thir...

Why did the bill collector go after the gymnast?

Because he had outstanding balance

The widow next door just got married for the eighth time.

Every single wonderful husband has had the same first name. Can you guess what that name is?
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William. She's a Bill collector.

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