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Biggest Fan Jokes

What's the point of calling yourself the biggest fan

if you don't blow

I’m pewdiepie’s biggest fan

I mean, 750 pounds is pretty big right?

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I started dating my biggest fan.

I know she is just an electric fan, but she gives the best blow jobs!

Did you hear the one about Garry Kasperov's biggest fan?

Oh! that old chess nut.

Two Pirate captains sat at a bar driniking, and they were both each others biggest fan.

"You are quite the Pirate. I know of ye and your men. The most fearsome thing on the sea" Complimented Bloodbeard.

"Well I know too well 'you - "Sea Butcher". One Handed Jack! You are the scourge of the seas! We are indebted to host your accompanyment!"

"Also known are ye for your gram...

What is the world's biggest windmill?

Earth's biggest fan.

What does the wind turbine say to the power plant?

I’m your biggest fan!

I love Five Finger Death Punch.

I'll always be their biggest fan from the cradle to the grave.

Do you think celebrities get special places in hell?

Or are we just going to be burning there then I'm like,"damn is that you Chris Brown? I'm your biggest fan ,I used to beat my girl too "

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Gunfighter

Marvin had always wanted to be a gunfighter. He grew up in the old West. As a child he read everything about gunfighters he could find. His hero was Billy the Kidd. He dreamed of being just like his hero.One day he went to town and bought himself a black hat, some black clothes, a black horse and tw...

Two soldiers are held captive by the Taliban

They are told that they are going to be executed the next day. "We are not without compassion" says one of the captors. "We will allow you each one last wish." The first soldier says he has always been the biggest fan of Bryan Adams, and he would like to hear the song 'Everything I do I do it for yo...

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So Hitler gets sent to hell after he dies

The Devil sees that Hitler has arrived and starts to get excited

Devil: "Wow Hitler I am literally your biggest fan! Watch this, watch this."
The Devil snaps his fingers and a giant frying pan appears. He snaps his fingers again and 50 Jews fall from the sky and burn up in the pan.

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