Big Chest Jokes - 4 Hilarious Big Chest Jokes

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A man meets a beautiful, really girl.

He really wants her. So he invites her to a movie, and she tells him:

\- Listen, if it's you're after, then there is no need to get me dinners, movie evenings and all that. Just buy me a good Swiss Army knife.

The guy thinks. It's true, he's not interested in something long-term, s...

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3 guys find out that they have 3 weeks to live. They realize that they have nothing to show for in their lives, so they each decide to try getting into the Guinness Book of World Records. The first guys says, "I have pretty long arms, maybe I have the longest arms in the world!" The second guy says,...

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Why are pirates all frustrated?

Because they’re looking for booty but all they ever find is big chests.

Where shall we go for lunch?

A foursome of golfers, all in their 40's, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because the waitresses were young, good looking, had big chests and wore short-shorts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the golfing buddies once again discuss...

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