UPJOKE

It's great being tall.

People really look up to you.

You know what the worst part about being tall and funny is?

My jokes go right over most people's head.

The best thing about being tall and having a bald patch...

Is that people think you're just tall.

A tall guy walks into a bar

that's what he gets for being tall

It's so sad...

that trees look at telephone poles, and think that being tall and skinny is the only way to get people talking.

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