If your students are too tall, just go into a brighter room.
Your pupils will get smaller.
A man is walking by a tall fence and hears people chanting, "13, 13, 13."
The man tries to look over the fence but can't see because it's too tall.
He then notices a hole in the fence and looks through, only to get poked in the eye. The people on the other side then start chanting, "14, 14,14."
Curiosity killed the cat
One day I was walking by a tall fence. On the other side I could hear a group of people chanting, "12! 12! 12! 12!" Confused, I tried to jump up and see over the fence, to see what's going on but the fence was too tall. A little further up, I saw a small hole in the fence. I walked up to it and pee...
Optimist: Glass half full
Pessimist : Glass half empty
Engineer: Glass is too tall.
Walking past a lunatic asylum
Walking past a lunatic asylum , and I could hear the inmates shouting 13, 13, 13, 13, curiosity got the better of me but the walls were too tall to see over .all the time they kept on shouting 13, 13, 13, finally I found a hole in the wall so I took a peep and some fool poked me in the eye with a st...
Bill Clinton finds a lantern washed up on the beach...
One day Bill Clinton was walking along the beach and found a magic lamp that had washed up, partially buried in the sand. He picked it up, rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, “One wish.” Bill thought for a minute and said, “I want to be the guy who brings peace in the Middle East.” The...
Bob, a Neanderthal furniture craftsman, lugs his latest stone creation into Harry’s store.
Harry is the proud owner of Pleistocene Man Home, a thriving home goods and flint cave.
Bob, still breathing heavily from his labor, says to Harry, “Here new chair. Soft slate. No crack. Has club holder.
Harry is impressed. “Good chair! Better than chair you make for Doug”
“W...
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A man is having trouble with endurance in the bedroom.
He sees a specialist about it and the doctor recommends masturbation. "A session in the afternoon a few times a week should make you last longer at night."
Guy decides it's worth a shot, but he isn't sure how to go about it. All the kids are home in the afternoons so his house lacks privacy a...
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