There are two secrets to being rich and successful.
1. Don't give away everything you know.
The Perks of Being Rich
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!” That’s Direct Marketing.
You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s very rich. Marry him.” That’s Advertising....
I don't want to brag about being rich
... But I have a flat screen for each of my windows.
Being rich is like being pregnant
Everyone is happy for you, but no one asks how many times you were screwed to get there.
The best part of being rich and famous is someone else does your dirty laundry.
They hang all your Versace, Armani, Epstein and Gucci, no questions asked.
When I was born I had the choice of being rich or having a good memory...
I remember like it was yesterday!
There was once a land, far away, and many years ago, that had three kingdoms around a triangular lake.
There was once a land far away and many years ago that had three kingdoms around a triangular lake. They often warred and casualties were fierce. So they agreed to hold a tournament of all their champions on an island in the middle of the lake. The first being rich and influential sent twenty Knight...
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