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Being Pregnant Jokes

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Success is like being pregnant

Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you were fucked to get there

What's the best part about being pregnant?

You never have to drink alone.

The truth about job promotions

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Hey, congratulations on the job promotion!" the bartender says. "Thanks. But you know, success in life is kind of like being pregnant," the guy replies. "Everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you were screwed."

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A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she was pregnant..

the young lady had been married for ten years and had wanted a baby very badly. As she sat on the bus, on her way home, she felt that she had to share the good news with someone. The gentleman sitting next to her seemed as good as anyone to share the good news with.


Sir, she said, I...

Pregnant

The best part about being pregnant is...you can't hear your baby cry.

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