Being Lonely Jokes

He went away on a business trip, but before he left he put his foot down. No more dogs!

But the woman couldn't control herself when she saw a dog she just had to have.

"Well," she thought, "I'll just call him up and pretend I'm confessing to some infidelity or something. He'll be so re... read more

A man who’d lost his wife a while back was tired of being lonely and decided to visit a brothel for some companionship.

The madam sent him upstairs with one of the girls who asked him what he was looking for.

The guy said that he’d been married to the same woman for years and that thei... read more