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Behind every angry woman.

is a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

There is a lesson behind every joke.

If you don't learn anything, you are the joke.

Behind every man who says that he wears the pants of the family...

is a wife who told him which pants to wear!

Behind every fat female is a beautiful woman

No, seriously dear, move out of the way.

When a group of tourists visited a crocodile farm, the owner said “If anyone jumps in, swims to the coast and survives , I’ll give you $ 1 million.”

No one dared to move. But suddenly, a man jumped into the water and desperately swam to the shore while being chased by all the crocodiles.

The owner announced “We have a brave winner!”

After collecting his reward, the man and his wife returned to their hotel. Upon arrival, the manager...

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I got an advent calendar for Jahovah's Witnesses

Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off

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Two friends are walking through a forest...

A cat and a rooster - lifelong friends - are walking through the forest and starting to get hungry. Eventually they come to a stream and notice some food on the other side. While the stream isn't very wide, it is fast moving, and there is no easy way to cross.

The rooster is so hungry at ...

My wife didn’t want to buy a bed from the local furniture store because of their moto...

We stand behind every bed we sell.

Happy International Women's Day

During a company's annual family trip to a crocodile farm in Thailand... the eccentric boss dared any of his employees to jump into the crocodiles infested pond... and swim to the shore. Anyone who survived the swim will be rewarded with 5 million... but if killed by the crocs...2 million will be gi...

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