Two nuns are riding bikes in London. They are having a great time, seeing the sights and talking to pedestrians. Suddenly, the older nun notices how dark it is getting and says "We have to get back to the convent before dark. I know a shortcut." She leads the younger nun on a shortcut through the ol...
The longest joke in the world
From: http://longestjokeintheworld.com/
So, there's a man crawling through the desert.
He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again....
An Australian sergeant seconded to a US army base, for cultural integration.
An Australian sergeant got seconded to a US army base, for cultural integration.
When he arrived, most of the men were away sweeping a neighbouring region.
But a Security Patrol still guarding the base was out close by when it came under unexpected and intense attack.
All rem...
An Eskimo was driving into town...
On an uncommonly hot day, when the car lost power and steam starting rolling out from under the hood. He called a local garage who sent a tow-truck to retrieve him.
Knowing he’d want to get on the road before dark he asks, "How long will it be?" The mechanic replies, "Not sure, I’ll have to ...
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