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Bartender joke

A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender,
“12 shots of your finest tequila please”
So the bartender starts pouring the shots and on the last one he notices that half of them have been drunk already so the bartender says
“Whats going on pal, you drunk those really fast”
The guy ...

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Superman and The Flash

Superman and the Flash were jogging around Central Park when they spot Wonder Woman sunbathing naked behind some bushes. Superman says to Flash "That is one fine piece of ass" The Flash says "you know Superman, with my super speed I bet I can screw her brains out and be gone before she suspects any...

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My favorite shaggy dog story to tell when I'm at the bar.

A fish is swimming out in a lake, when he sees a fly flitting around, 3 feet above the water. The fish thinks to himself, "If that fly comes down about 5 inches, I can eat it!", so he sits and waits.

A bear sees the fish watching the fly and thinks to himself, "When that fly comes down a few ...

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