My girlfriend said, “I am breaking up with you because of your addiction of wearing a different t-shirt every half an hour.”
I said, “Wait! I can change.”
Don't let anyone convince you you can't do something because of your disability.
Beethoven was told he could never be a musician, but he didn't listen.
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So Hitler dies and meets God...
God: You know a lot of people died because of you, I have to send you to hell
Hitler: Can I have one last wish first?
God: Sure, why not
Hitler: I want you to kill ten thousand Jews and two Greeks
God: Why two Greeks?
Hitler: See? Even you don't give a fuck about t...
On the occasion of Teachers Day, I called all my teachers and told them, "Everything I am today, it is because of you all."
They said, "don't blame us, we tried our best!"
Ladies- if you realize you’re angry because of your period, ....
would that be considered an ovary-action?
What do you call someone who is your friend only because of your money?
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