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Because He's Dead Jokes

Why cant Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone...

Because he's dead

Why can't Ray Charles drive?

Because he's dead.

What day is today

Friend :what day is today?

Me:Tuesday

Friend: woah, even Einstein can't answer that .

Me:why?

Friend: because he's dead

Why didn't the skeleton go to the prom?

You might think it's because he has no body to go with, but in reality it's just because he's dead.

Why should you not send a letter to Washington?

Because he's dead.

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Say what you like about Hitler,

because he's dead and can't complain.

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