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Bean Bag Jokes

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Our smart devices are spying on us, and I have proof!

I used my smart camera to take a dick pic, and within an hour the algorithm started sending me targeted ads for army helmets and bean bag chairs.

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NSFW An Unusual Affliction

A man goes to his doctor to complain about what he believes is a social disease he's contracted.

"Doc, you've got to help me. My dick has turned completely orange!"

The Doc runs all the usual diagnostic tests, but they all come back showing he has a clean bill of health.

Baffled...

Moron of the year.

Every year a group of people meet. No one know how long this has been happening, it just does.

The moron of the year from the previous year stands on a stage and holds up an item. He describes it, then anyone from the crowed may take a guess as to what this item is. The one who guesses corre...

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