UPJOKE

Beer battered fish is just so tragic.

That's alcohol abuse!

Do you know where Charlie the tuna is now?

In a home for battered fish.

You guys hear about the fight that broke out at the seafood restaurant?

Battered fish everywhere.

a man walks into a library

and says in a loud voice “can i please order a piece of battered fish, 2 potato cakes and minimum chips”

the librarian replies in a firm but quiet voice ‘Sir, you’re in a library’

the man whispers ‘Sorry, can i please order a piece of battered fish, 2 potato cakes and minimum chips”

What's a Wife Beaters favorite meal?

Battered Fish and Black Eyed Peas.

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