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Bath Bomb Jokes

What’s an Emo’s favourite type of bath Bomb?

A toaster

My wife said she wanted new kitchen appliances or some new bath bombs for our anniversary.

I compromised and bought her a toaster.

What do you call a group of terrorists in a pool?

A bath bomb!!!

My sister asked for a bath bomb for her birthday, so I gave her a toaster.

Same thing if you think about it.

An original from my 7 year old

What do you call a toot in the bath tub?



A bath bomb

You hear about the Polish terrorist at the spa?

He came in with bath bombs strapped to his chest

How do terrorists prefer to bathe?

...with bath bombs.

A guy walks into an appliance store...

Manager: Can I help you?

Guy: Yes. I'm looking for one of those bath bomb thingies that burns bread.

Manager: Do you mean a Toaster?

Guy: That's what they're called??

How does a radical muslim clean themselves?

A bath bomb.

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