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Bath Bomb Jokes

What’s an Emo’s favourite type of bath Bomb?

A toaster

My wife said she wanted new kitchen appliances or some new bath bombs for our anniversary.

I compromised and bought her a toaster.

An original from my 7 year old

What do you call a toot in the bath tub?



A bath bomb

What do you call a group of terrorists in a pool?

A bath bomb!!!

My sister asked for a bath bomb for her birthday, so I gave her a toaster.

Same thing if you think about it.

You hear about the Polish terrorist at the spa?

He came in with bath bombs strapped to his chest

How do terrorists prefer to bathe?

...with bath bombs.

A guy walks into an appliance store...

Manager: Can I help you?

Guy: Yes. I'm looking for one of those bath bomb thingies that burns bread.

Manager: Do you mean a Toaster?

Guy: That's what they're called??

How does a radical muslim clean themselves?

A bath bomb.

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