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Band Camp Jokes

I got kicked out of band camp for trying to play a guitar with a bow.

They said I violated it.

A joke that nobody at my band camp enjoyed.

Why did the courier have to quit the band?

Because he couldn't CARRY a tune.

One time in band camp...

They threatened me with eternal torture.


Oh wait that was Bible camp.

3 Instruments are Catching Up

School is back in for the fall and 3 instruments are sharing their musical journey through the Summer.

The saxophone says, "I got to go to New Orleans and play with a real jazz band."

The guitar says, "I went to Mexico and played music so beautiful that the audience threw roses on the ...
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