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Band Class Jokes

Why did Martha pull her kids out of band class?

Too much Sax and Violins.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I was so happy when my coach told me I should be playing in the majors.

Then I realized I was in band class.

Not a joke, but a very funny story

I will never forget this story my percussion teacher, who is from the UK, told us in band class back in 2003.

In America, everyone knows when we say rubbers, we mean condoms. Well apparently, the British refer to erasers as rubbers, for good reason because erasers are indeed rubbery. But that...

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