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Banan Jokes

A man is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs. The female cashier says: "You must be single." The man answers: "Wow, how did you know that?"

"I saw you browsing reddit on your phone" she replied.

A monkey was kicked out of the zoo for taking fruit off of a tree

It was a bananable offense.

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An Australian nudist was walking along a beach

When he heard three kids coming his way he quickly climbed up in a banana tree and hid. Then he saw the kids, three girls no more than 11 years old. It looked as if they were going to walk right by when suddenly the girls stopped right by the tree and looked at the bananas.

The Australian st...

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